Something to Lighten the Mood a Bit...

I found this online, much like all the others of its kind, but still quite amusing.

You've studied abroad in Germany if:

1. You have sorted your garbage into at least 3 garbage cans and you know the difference (or should know the difference) between "Gelbe Säcke" and "Restmüll".
2. You have ever drank: a Maß, Meter or Stiefel of beer.
3. You have ever had or not had "lust" to do something.
4. You get excited that CNN is in English.
5. You know what a Döner is, and you've eaten more than one in the same week from a different "Imbiss" each time.
6. You've been to Oktoberfest.
7. You've worried before about catching "the last Strassenbahn" home.
8. You've ever been stressed out at the grocery store while checking out, and have noted that you will never take "baggers" for granted ever again.
9. You've enjoyed the ablility to walk down the street/ride the strassenbahn/hang out in public
drinking a beer or other alcoholic beverage.
10. You've watched the Simpsons in German and hated it.
11. You've ordered more than one Kugel of Eis a day...everyday...
12. You've laughed at someone trying to say "squirrel".
13. You know what a "Klo" is and you've gone "auf" one.
14. You know what the "German Stare" is.
15. You know what DB stands for.
16. You've ever explained to someone what a "pinata" is.
17. You've ever visited the local gas station on a Sunday because it's the only thing open.
18.You know the difference between Milka and Ritter Sport.
19. You know what a WG is, and have lived in one.
20. You've ever been totally confused on how to open any and all windows/doors/locks.

Sad, but pretty accurate. I will leave it to your imagination to decide which of these has befallen me...